Tomorrow is Chick-fil-A Cow Appreciation Day. That means if you dress up like a cow, you get free food. If you get free food, you don't need the dish fairy.
Here's how it works:
Dress "Head to Hoof" for a free meal.
A partial costume gets you a free entrée.
There is even some printable sheets to help you with your cow costume including a "Eat mor chikn" placard to hang around your neck.
You can dress "part cow" really easily. Just get a white tshirt and cut "Cow" blobs out of black felt and attach them to the tshirt. You could use fabric glue or even safety pins if you are in a hurry. My kiddos used really big shirts when they made them a few years ago. They still fit.
Here's a printable cow mask.
For feet: wear long black socks (men usually have some) and put white "cow" blobs on them.
I highly recommend a tail. Braid some black yarn and safety pin it on.
One year our youth group all went together and painted our white church van with "cow" blobs. We won a free Chick-Fil-A party!
Fun, fun! And NO DISHES!!!!!!